Feel free to pass this on to your friends & their husbands.
WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY
This is a hormone guide for men to follow when their wife or girlfriend is having that "special time"of the month.
It was way too funny not to post.
WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY
This is a hormone guide for men to follow when their wife or girlfriend is having that "special time"of the month.
It was way too funny not to post.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My StuffAnd my Favorite...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto your men for warning...and remember: Money talks....but chocolate sings!
2 comments:
wow I've missed a lot of your posts being away for so long! I like those pictures of your apartment, they're pretty cool. & That thing about pms is pretty funny. I hope everything turns out ok with the accident & everything. I pretty much wanna cry for you, cuz I can't believe the horrible luck you've been having. Seriously, I'm like, devastated cuz I know how hard it must be for you guys. I really really hope things are ok & I know you guys can pull through
hahaha....i loved that kim!! You just made my day with that! I need to give the first one to my husband so he knows what to say!
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